The longest nose

Why is the longest nose only 11 inches? Because if it was 12 inches it would have been a foot.

Kid and Dad

Kid-Dad, sam beat me up today.

Dad-I will talk to his parents.Who is Sam?

Kid-My maths teacher.

The teacher joke

There was a teacher. She asked a boy to find out the first 5 letters of the alphabet. The boy went home and asked his mom,''Whats the first letter of the alphabet?''His mom was on the phone so she said,''shut up i am on the phone.''He wrote that down.He went to his sister.,''Whats the second letter of the alphabet?''She was also on thee phone so she said,''not now darling,maybe tomorrow.''He wrote that down.He went to his grandfather.,''Whats the third letter of the alphabet?''His grandfather saw Sachin Tendulkar hit a six.He said,''what a shot!''The boy wrote that down.He went to his brother.,''Whats the fourth letter of the alphabet?''His brother was playing batman so he said,''nananananananana batman.'' He then went to his father.He said was cleaning the toilet so he said,''down the toilet.''When he was going to schoool he saw ICICI bank.He wrote that down.




Teacher-Whats the first letter of the alphabet?
Boy-Shut up i am on the phone!
Teacher-Do you want to go to the principles office?
Boy-Not now darling,maybe tomorrow.
Teacher-{She gave the boy a slap}
Boy-What a shot.
Teacher-Who do you think you are?
Boy-Nananananananana batman.
Teacher-Where do you live?
Boy-Down the toilet.
Teacher-Where did you get all this information from?
Boy-ICICI bank.

Stars

What sort of star is dangerous?
A shooting star.

Farmer

Why did the farmer roll his potatoes with a steamroller?
Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

Clocks

When do clocks die?
When there time is up.

A ghosts favorite part of pants

A ghosts favorite part of a pant is boo-pant