The teacher joke

There was a teacher. She asked a boy to find out the first 5 letters of the alphabet. The boy went home and asked his mom,''Whats the first letter of the alphabet?''His mom was on the phone so she said,''shut up i am on the phone.''He wrote that down.He went to his sister.,''Whats the second letter of the alphabet?''She was also on thee phone so she said,''not now darling,maybe tomorrow.''He wrote that down.He went to his grandfather.,''Whats the third letter of the alphabet?''His grandfather saw Sachin Tendulkar hit a six.He said,''what a shot!''The boy wrote that down.He went to his brother.,''Whats the fourth letter of the alphabet?''His brother was playing batman so he said,''nananananananana batman.'' He then went to his father.He said was cleaning the toilet so he said,''down the toilet.''When he was going to schoool he saw ICICI bank.He wrote that down.




Teacher-Whats the first letter of the alphabet?
Boy-Shut up i am on the phone!
Teacher-Do you want to go to the principles office?
Boy-Not now darling,maybe tomorrow.
Teacher-{She gave the boy a slap}
Boy-What a shot.
Teacher-Who do you think you are?
Boy-Nananananananana batman.
Teacher-Where do you live?
Boy-Down the toilet.
Teacher-Where did you get all this information from?
Boy-ICICI bank.

Stars

What sort of star is dangerous?
A shooting star.

Farmer

Why did the farmer roll his potatoes with a steamroller?
Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

Clocks

When do clocks die?
When there time is up.

A ghosts favorite part of pants

A ghosts favorite part of a pant is boo-pant

Why do firemen wear suspenders

Why do firemen wear suspenders?

They wear them so their pants don't fall down.

The Three Hunters and the Cannibal

Once upon a time, there were three hunters. They saw a cannibal in the forest. He said go get 10 nuts or fruits and bring them or I will eat you. The first hunter brought small walnuts. The cannibal said to stick the nuts up the hunter's butt without laughing or making a noise. The first one started crying, so the cannibal ate him. The second one brought small seeds. He stuck up nine, but after that, he started laughing. The first and second hunter met in heaven. The first asked the second why he laughed as he was so close. The second one replied, " The third one brought pineapples".