A ghosts favorite part of pants

A ghosts favorite part of a pant is boo-pant

Why do firemen wear suspenders

Why do firemen wear suspenders?

They wear them so their pants don't fall down.

The Three Hunters and the Cannibal

Once upon a time, there were three hunters. They saw a cannibal in the forest. He said go get 10 nuts or fruits and bring them or I will eat you. The first hunter brought small walnuts. The cannibal said to stick the nuts up the hunter's butt without laughing or making a noise. The first one started crying, so the cannibal ate him. The second one brought small seeds. He stuck up nine, but after that, he started laughing. The first and second hunter met in heaven. The first asked the second why he laughed as he was so close. The second one replied, " The third one brought pineapples".